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TheOracle

I keep cereal in my pocket. To feed them., Female, 34, from California

New crossover: My son, playing with Star Wars toys, has Darth Vader say (in a 3-y/o's best Vader impression), "To infinity and beyond!" May 21, 2013 at 9:30 AM

    1. TheOracle
      New crossover: My son, playing with Star Wars toys, has Darth Vader say (in a 3-y/o's best Vader impression), "To infinity and beyond!"
      May 21, 2013 at 9:30 AM
      1. Coley, The Man With NO Name, Ghosthunter and 3 others like this.
      2. The Man With NO Name
        The Man With NO Name
        Darth Lightyear for the win.
        May 21, 2013 at 10:50 AM
    2. TheOracle
      Kid: What does "damage" mean? || Me: It means break. || Kid: *long pause, points at floorboard* So that's the damage pedal?
      May 17, 2013
      1. Wiley and ande like this.
      2. Wiley
        Wiley
        That's so cute! xD
        May 17, 2013
    3. TheOracle
      Guess who just got an email from Gob @ Netflix? Only 10 days till more Arrested Development!
      May 16, 2013
      1. Ethne and TerraFirma like this.
      2. TerraFirma
        TerraFirma
        Can't wait - having an AD marathon in preparation!
        May 16, 2013
    4. TheOracle
      OMG Proboards! I get it already! You have an Android app! Good for you. Now enough with the popup!
      Apr 22, 2013
      1. CapnRaye and The Domster like this.
      2. CapnRaye
        CapnRaye
        That is the worst freaking thing ever! >< And it's a paid one too, right?
        Apr 22, 2013
      3. TheOracle
        TheOracle
        Yep, paid. Which is like, double-irritating. XD
        Apr 23, 2013
    5. TheOracle
      My favorite Cards Against Humanity card: "Another god**** vampire movie."
      Apr 8, 2013
      2. Kesra
        Kesra
        Omg I freaking love that game.
        Apr 8, 2013
    6. TheOracle
      All these weather updates are kind of freaking me out. Supposed to be 67F here this afternoon...
      Jan 22, 2013
    7. TheOracle
      <3 Ashkir for adding in "Select", yay!
      Jul 20, 2012
    8. TheOracle
      May 31, 2012
    9. TheOracle
      32 more posts before midnight and my site'll break the 1,000 post mark for May.
      May 31, 2012
      2. Lindisrose
        Lindisrose
        Good luck breaking 1k : D
        May 31, 2012
    10. TheOracle
      Tomorrow, I am getting on a train for 16 hours. With a two-year-old. Who loves to remind people (loudly) that "the conductor says ALL ABOARD!" I apologize in advance to all the people who will be attempting to sleep on this train...
      May 21, 2012
      2. Ryea
        Ryea
        Have fun with that....... My suggestion bring lots of toys and such like that. ^^ Good luck.
        May 21, 2012
    11. TheOracle
      Yesterday, I had to turn on the A/C. Today, it's the heater. SoCal is not good at weather.
      Mar 6, 2012
      2. Ryea
        Ryea
        UGH! That's how it's been for me too. It's so annoying. Colorado though for me.
        Mar 6, 2012
    12. TheOracle
      Colleague says, "PhDs are people who are too smart to know which end of the screwdriver to use as a hammer."
      Feb 29, 2012
      2. Skyewalker
        Skyewalker
        [Like]
        Feb 29, 2012
    13. TheOracle
      Dear work: People would like you more if you didn't suck so badly. Love, Me.
      Feb 28, 2012
      2. FelixTheCat
        FelixTheCat
        Dear you, do what you love, and work doesn't suck anymore. Love, Work.
        Feb 28, 2012
      3. TheOracle
        TheOracle
        Dear What I Love: Please pay the bills. :( Love, Me.
        Feb 29, 2012
      4. FelixTheCat
        FelixTheCat
        Dear you, I do... but it's a mystery... you have to find the payout point. Love, What.
        Feb 29, 2012
    14. TheOracle
      Put up chainlink fence: [check]. Dug the trenches for the sprinkler system: [check]. Baked blueberry muffins: [check]. Relaxed this weekend: [ :( ].
      Feb 26, 2012
      2. Sharpiefan
        Sharpiefan
        *hugs*

        Have a coffee/caffeinated drink of choice and do some RPing?
        Feb 26, 2012
      3. TheOracle
        TheOracle
        If only that's how it ended!
        Feb 27, 2012
    15. TheOracle
      Today on Weird Things Toddlers Tell You: "Aww, I love you, Mommy, you're good eating."
      Feb 21, 2012
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      3. TheOracle
        TheOracle
        We're raising rabbits for food, and we keep telling him that bunnies - while cute and soft and stuff - are "good eating." And he's not really getting that "good eating" is a compliment for food-bunnies. Not so much for mommy.
        Feb 21, 2012
      4. spiritsongtress
        spiritsongtress
        AWWWW That's so adorable. Well teaching the kid that bunnies are good food. And that they're soft and cute, and can be pets, or be eaten... is good.
        Feb 21, 2012
      5. BEE THE EXPLORER !
        BEE THE EXPLORER !
        Haha! Yeah, my toddler told me she's going to Texas' house today. She's not even three yet. Oh, and my parents are doing the same thing with their bunnies. They call them "bunny nuggets". Haha!
        Feb 21, 2012
    16. TheOracle
      My kid is running through the house with Mardi Gras beads from Disneyland, yelling, "You're too late, you'll never find it now, ha ha ha!" And I have no idea why.
      Feb 15, 2012
      2. Adell
        Adell
        Dora the Explorer...?
        Feb 15, 2012
      3. SavageDamsel
        SavageDamsel
        I was conjuring The White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland.... but in any case don't worry, that's normal behavior. I was a kid like that.... :P
        Feb 15, 2012
      4. TheOracle
        TheOracle
        I apparently have never seen an episode of Dora where the Swiper actually manages to steal anything. :o Mystery solved! (He watches Dora at the babysitter's house and only rarely at home.)
        Feb 15, 2012
    17. TheOracle
      People called Romani they go the out.
      Feb 13, 2012
    18. TheOracle
      If you cup your hand around your mouth and say my two-year-old's name in a booming voice, he answers, "King of the Britons!" Being a parent rules.
      Feb 3, 2012
      2. patienceSHADOW
        patienceSHADOW
        I'm pretty sure that's actually the coolest thing ever. I approve. I hope to have children that cool one day.
        Feb 3, 2012
    19. TheOracle
      1/25/12 - Closed for refurbishment: Matterhorn Bobsleds. :( :( :(
      Jan 24, 2012
    20. TheOracle
      This morning, my two-year-old and me... Me: What did you dream about? Him: Castles and Disneyland! Me: What did bear dream about? Him: Super sticky honey! Me: What did moogle [yes, we have a moogle plushie] dream about? Him: Save money, live better, WalMart!
      Jan 16, 2012
      2. spiritsongtress
        spiritsongtress
        OMG! That's soo adorable! Such a cute moogle (who apparently is saving concious)
        and yeah Final Fantasy
        Jan 16, 2012
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Feb 5, 1979 (Age: 34)
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    Location:
    California
    Name:
    Titania, Oracle
    Specialty:
    Plotting
    Favourite Genre:
    Historical, Tudors, Pern
    Roleplay Experience:
    15 years of RP, ranging from M*s to forums to PBEMs.
    Staffing Experience:
    I've staffed on several now-defunct Pern games over the years, usually so short-lived that they're not worth mentioning. I also ran a Pern-based MUSH for several years in the late 90s, early 00s.
    How did you get into roleplay?:
    I think I was just born a nerd. Then the internet happened. So, really, I blame genetics and technology.
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    Voodoo. Or maybe it was a banner on another site. I get those two confused a lot.
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