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Birthday:: Nov 6, 1988 (Age: 24)
Home page:: http://thejerseydevil.b1.jcink.com
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'CAUSE I'M TOO FLY TO CARE., Female, 24, from The MURDER MITTEN.

I am the worst at dealing with second-hand shame. May 18, 2013 at 12:10 AM

metaphorical was last seen:: Viewing thread Cutting a Still Blooming Flower, May 18, 2013 at 2:50 AM

1. Eveykins
  What's wrong Elijah Wood? Why do you look so troubled.... D=
  
  Feb 23, 2013
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  2. metaphorical
    i should really just change my username to 'troubled elijah wood' one day.
    
    Feb 23, 2013
  3. Eveykins
    AHAHA YESSSS
    
    Feb 23, 2013
  4. metaphorical
    i think it might be too many characters.
    
    Feb 26, 2013
2. metaphorical
  covers of call me maybe all morning every morning.
  
  Feb 22, 2013
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  2. secondrisings
    How did I not see this until now.
    
    Feb 28, 2013
  3. metaphorical
    Because it was posted at like 8am my time lolol <3
    
    Feb 28, 2013
  4. secondrisings
    I AM UP SHORTLY AFTER THAT.... not COHERENTLY BUT STILL.
    
    Feb 28, 2013
3. metaphorical
  All of my computers are dying at once. Wtf?
  
  Feb 21, 2013
  2. kisstheground
    i always lose all my electronics at once, i hear you.
    
    Feb 21, 2013
  3. metaphorical
    oh god, good. because the power cord on my laptop is going, and the power supply on my desktop went out and had to be replaced and now it's all crazy, and my BACK UP computer is out.
    
    Feb 21, 2013
4. secondrisings
  I feel the need to send you all lion things always. http://media.tumblr.com/c3829fce4f31d7564c8b8f2904a31445/tumblr_inline_mh8xc0OwSM1qz4rgp.gif
  
  Feb 20, 2013
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  2. metaphorical
    Omg. They're so cuddly.
    
    Feb 20, 2013
  3. secondrisings
    RIGHT.
    
    Feb 20, 2013
5. metaphorical
  I'm seriously feeling like death this morning. If I'm getting sick I'm going to be so pissed.
  
  Feb 20, 2013
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  3. Gothic
    <333 Drink plenty of water. The flu sucks.
    
    Feb 20, 2013
  4. metaphorical
    IT SEEMS LIKE IT DOES, YEAH. I basically never get sick, so you know, I'm really bumming, here. <333
    
    Feb 20, 2013
  5. Gothic
    *offers an immunity shield* Yeah, it would. Hope it stays away from you. <33
    
    Feb 20, 2013
6. metaphorical
  Dear internet on my desktop: I'm just going to sit down and cry in a minute, here. Why are you putting me through this?
  
  Feb 18, 2013
7. Dumbledore's Panties
  I seriously love your posts :X <3
  
  Feb 17, 2013
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  2. metaphorical
    I LOVE YOUR POSTS!
    
    Feb 17, 2013
  3. Dumbledore's Panties
    My posts? What posts? xD -hasn't existed on RPG-D for a while-
    
    Feb 17, 2013
  4. metaphorical
    Your posts IN MY MEMORY.
    
    Feb 17, 2013
8. metaphorical
  "You don't really look in the mirror and compliment yourself every morning... Right?"
  
  Feb 16, 2013
9. metaphorical
  "Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." What a weirdly but well timed fortune cookie.
  
  Feb 14, 2013
10. metaphorical
  Mornings make me want to punch ALL THE THINGS and ALL THE PEOPLE.
  
  Feb 13, 2013
  1. Cynara, All Perspicacity and Jareth like this.
  2. All Perspicacity
    LIFE itself makes me want to punch ALL THE THINGs, So I can sort of relate.
    
    Feb 13, 2013
  3. metaphorical
    Very fair.
    
    Feb 13, 2013
11. ಠ_ಠ
  We have discovered the worst possible insult there is that you can say to anyone on the 'D. -highfives-
  
  Feb 10, 2013
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  2. DesR
    Is it, "there is an alternate viewpoint possible ... no ... really ... don't punch me!"
    
    Feb 21, 2013
  3. metaphorical
    No, though that's a good one. I'll send it to you later!
    
    Feb 21, 2013
  4. DesR
    yay awesome :D
    
    Feb 21, 2013
12. metaphorical
  Somehow other people being awake makes my morning that much worse.
  
  Feb 7, 2013
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  2. Red
    and it's like... if they're sleeping, you can't even breathe too loudly. When you're sleeping they go ahead and vacuum shit.
    
    Feb 7, 2013
  3. metaphorical
    Hahaha nah... I'm the super inconsiderate asshole who flips out when people breathe when I'm sleeping and then I play music when other people sleep. I just hate mornings. ;(
    
    Feb 7, 2013
13. metaphorical
  It's like goddamn sub-Arctic temperatures here. Screw mornings.
  
  Feb 6, 2013
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  2. Asha
    Send me a penguin!
    
    Feb 6, 2013
14. metaphorical
  I have this amazing habit of answering texts (coherently) when sleeping.
  
  Feb 4, 2013
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  3. metaphorical
    XDDDDD <33 I looked at my phone this morning and I apparently had a brief conversation with @secondrisings about a movie. I was like '.... Oh!'
    
    Feb 4, 2013
  4. secondrisings
    It was pretty amazing. ;o
    
    Feb 4, 2013
  5. DesR
    My best friend does this but she's not this coherent. XD
    
    Feb 10, 2013
15. metaphorical
  On jcink, is there a way to make new sign-ups automatically go into a different group?
  
  Feb 3, 2013
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  3. metaphorical
    Yayyyy! Thank you!
    
    Feb 3, 2013
  4. Jean Valjean
    What you could do, is make a new usergroup based on the Member group, and then just change the name and settings of the original Member group to what you want?
    
    Feb 3, 2013
  5. Agent Coulson
    I wish there was a way to do it on an admin account without having to log into the damn admin cp every time
    
    Feb 3, 2013
16. metaphorical
  Thank God that's over with.
  
  Feb 3, 2013
17. metaphorical
  I wonder what the morning car argument will be today.
  
  Feb 1, 2013
18. metaphorical
  "The Following is the best series I've seen in a long time." Hahaah what.
  
  Jan 30, 2013
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  3. Asha
    Yeah you would think but then, they wouldn't have much of a series lol :P
    
    Jan 30, 2013
  4. metaphorical
    Hahahaaahhaah true.
    
    Jan 30, 2013
  5. Asha
    I hope we get to see some actual action soon though. It promises creepers and I want to see them :3
    
    Jan 30, 2013
19. secondrisings
  HI FRIEND. :) <3 I'd link you to a fun cat gif but I'm on my phone SO JUST IMAGINE MORE WAVING CATS.
  
  Jan 30, 2013
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  2. metaphorical
    I AM IMAGINING THIS SO HARD RIGHT NOW.
    
    Jan 30, 2013
  3. secondrisings
    GOOD! D:
    
    Jan 30, 2013
20. metaphorical
  My kitchen sink is still frozen and I'm running out of weird containers to eat cereal out of.
  
  Jan 26, 2013
  1. Saber Girl likes this.
  2. Agent Coulson
    Buy more weird containers?
    
    Jan 26, 2013
  3. metaphorical
    Good idea.
    
    Jan 26, 2013
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MAMA TOLD ME NOT TO WASTE MY LIFE
SHE SAID SPREAD YOUR WINGS
MY LITTLE BUTTERFLY
DON'T LET WHAT THEY SAY
KEEP YOU UP AT NIGHT

AND THEY CAN'T DETAIN YOU
BECAUSE WINGS ARE MADE TO FLY

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secondrisings and i have become the same person.

[17:53] metaphorical: also thats hilarious [17:53] secondrisings: so apparently in the course of those ten minutes of film ALL OF...

metaphorical, Apr 7, 2013

typical artistic dramatics.

Sometimes I look at professionally designed websites and just want to give up on life and move under a bridge and drink cheap...

metaphorical, Mar 31, 2013

Official Decision

I am going to KEEP MY USERNAME. You can't make me change it! You'll all just have to start calling me.... Britta.

metaphorical, Mar 5, 2013

Dear Roleplayers,

Stop being so goddamn self-entitled. Thank you!

metaphorical, Feb 5, 2013

"I'm assuming you're looking at colleges."

I've been back at school for less than a week already--tomorrow makes it a full week, actually, but I'll still have only taken...

metaphorical, Jan 30, 2013

Starting school pt. II

As a part two to my other blog that was all about my ANXIETY of going to a new school; I'm happy to report that my classes are...

metaphorical, Jan 24, 2013

Going back to school, and also, my fingers are cold.

I'm starting school tomorrow, and for anyone who knows me, you know that I've been out of school for a while. For anyone who...

metaphorical, Jan 22, 2013

Music websites are why I accomplish nothing.

Grooveshark is sort of like a grave that you dig for something and then when you try to climb out you keep grasping at dirt and...

metaphorical, Jan 17, 2013

I'm not allowed to be sick.

To top this off, I want to say that I very, very rarely get sick. It's maybe... Once every year or so I'll get the sniffles or...

metaphorical, Jan 15, 2013

Trying to be nice now.

I feel like the wind is out of my sails. [IMG]

metaphorical, Jan 7, 2013
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