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Birthday:: Nov 6, 1988 (Age: 24)
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'CAUSE I'M TOO FLY TO CARE., Female, 24, from The MURDER MITTEN.

I just realized that I open google and look at the logo to see if its a holiday or not. May 24, 2013 at 5:28 AM

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1. metaphorical
  Wow, cool. Thanks for being too drunk this morning to drive me to school and then blaming me for not planning for it. Super mature.
  
  Mar 22, 2013
  2. secondrisings
    :(( <3333
    
    Mar 23, 2013
  3. Lou
    wow o.o
    
    Mar 23, 2013
2. metaphorical
  I want all my statuses about to be the morning.
  
  Mar 15, 2013
  1. secondrisings likes this.
  2. The Mad Hattress
    "Good morning is a contradiction of terms." - random morning quote for you :D
    
    Mar 15, 2013
  3. metaphorical
    ITS TRUE.
    
    Mar 15, 2013
3. metaphorical
  Another night with only 4 or so hours of sleep then class in the morning? Sure, why not.
  
  Mar 14, 2013
  1. secondrisings likes this.
  2. Lou
    Only way to do it.
    
    Mar 14, 2013
  3. metaphorical
    Hahaha, right? I've tried sleeping like a normal, responsible person, but I only have two classes a week, so it gets hard.
    
    Mar 14, 2013
4. Tammi
  Durrr I like your avatar, too! Is it from Wilfred? :D
  
  Mar 14, 2013
  1. metaphorical likes this.
  2. metaphorical
    YES! ;DD
    
    Mar 14, 2013
  3. Tammi
    O. M. G. That show cracks me up. There's just something perfect about a dude and his dog smoking pot.
    
    Mar 15, 2013
5. metaphorical
  Woke up like once every fifteen minutes last night. Ugh. I feel like I haven't even slept.
  
  Mar 14, 2013
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  3. metaphorical
    Caffeine ;( I have to go to class.
    
    Mar 14, 2013
  4. Gothic
    *offers caffeine*
    
    Mar 14, 2013
  5. Miickey
    Ditto. :\
    
    Mar 14, 2013
6. metaphorical
  Wooo! 3 out of 5 classes finished so far.
  
  Mar 11, 2013
  1. Fardel's Bear likes this.
7. metaphorical
  I wish that I literally had an IV of caffeine. Or some kind of breathable caffeine mist.
  
  Mar 11, 2013
  1. Cynara likes this.
  2. Cynara
    Please develop, market, and send this to me by the truckload.
    
    Mar 11, 2013
  3. metaphorical
    BRB DOING THIS NOW.
    
    Mar 11, 2013
  4. Cynara
    Your efforts are appreciated!
    
    Mar 11, 2013
8. metaphorical
  I forgot how good frozen yogurt is. Until just now.
  
  Mar 10, 2013
9. metaphorical
  My week has been so lazy, I had like 3 days off from school, lololol.
  
  Mar 8, 2013
10. metaphorical
  So, I think every site has that one person whose ideas are always the most irritating, lore breaking shit ever.
  
  Mar 7, 2013
  1. secondrisings, beyondthexsea, Quintessentially and 5 others like this.
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  3. metaphorical
    GET OUT FOGLEGS.
    
    @xexes that doesn't really work when they're up in your face like 'HEY CAN I PLAY A NINJA WARRIOR WHO TALKS TO DEAD PEOPLE AND HAS TELEPATHY?'
    
    @Cambryn I bet it's Foglegs. Tell him to get off your site.
    
    Mar 7, 2013
  4. Foglegs
    I EXIST IN PLACES YOU CANNOT FIND. Although maybe you could find them if you added them to the setting info, let me know we can work something out *DISSOLVES INTO A SWARM OF LOCUSTS*
    
    Mar 7, 2013
  5. Cambryn
    I did worse to him (see solving all your problems thread).
    
    Mar 7, 2013
11. metaphorical
  Gonna reach through my screen and strangle someone today.
  
  Mar 6, 2013
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  3. metaphorical
    It would be a loving strangle in your case.
    
    Mar 6, 2013
  4. Jareth
    >XDDDDD I am going to like your status for that comment I cannot like.
    
    Mar 6, 2013
  5. metaphorical
    <33
    
    Mar 6, 2013
12. ಠ_ಠ
  YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME BACK TO NORMAL! Ohmygod. Thank you.
  
  Mar 6, 2013
  1. CAT ! likes this.
  2. metaphorical
    I know, I hate it.
    
    Mar 6, 2013
  3. Asha
    I was just getting used to it being the other way around too o:
    
    Mar 6, 2013
13. metaphorical
  I miss Not Daniel Radcliffe already. :(
  
  Mar 5, 2013
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  3. metaphorical
    I WOULD but I don't want to use up my name changes. >;(
    
    Mar 6, 2013
  4. ಠ_ಠ
    Seriously. WTF is up with limiting them!?
    
    Mar 6, 2013
  5. metaphorical
    IDK BUT I HATE IT.
    
    Mar 6, 2013
14. metaphorical
  It's a 90s day.
  
  Mar 5, 2013
  1. Eveykins likes this.
  2. Eveykins
    NO, IT'S ALWAYS AN 80'S DAY.
    
    GOSH.
    
    Mar 5, 2013
15. metaphorical
  All the name changes. LOOK WHAT YOU UMBRELLAS STARTED!
  
  Mar 3, 2013
  1. DesR, Metaphorical, Dumbledore's Panties and 1 other person like this.
  2. Dumbledore's Panties
    ELLA ELLA EE EEEE EEEE
    
    ... I give up with the lyrics xD -fail-
    
    Mar 3, 2013
  3. Honey Love
    omg. You guys are awesome XD
    
    Mar 5, 2013
  4. metaphorical
    ;DDDD
    
    Mar 5, 2013
16. metaphorical
  @Metaphorical and I are going to take over the world. But not literally, only metaphorically.
  
  Mar 3, 2013
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  3. metaphorical
    I think you've actually bested me in this! Because I actually don't know how to use metaphors. I'm not even kidding. I try so hard but I have no idea how. MY USERNAME WAS IRONIC.
    
    Mar 3, 2013
  4. ಠ_ಠ
    Maybe when we switch back, your username should be, 'Ironical'.
    
    Mar 3, 2013
  5. metaphorical
    It should be.
    
    Mar 3, 2013
17. Dumbledore's Panties
  I love your new icon and new username <3 -izded-
  
  Did someone think poor Wood to be Radcliffe? xD
  
  Mar 3, 2013
  1. Metaphorical, Not Daniel Radcliffe and Jareth like this.
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  3. metaphorical
    Hahhaha IKR, also it is a name that's applicable to me, for I am also not Daniel Radcliffe.
    
    Mar 3, 2013
  4. ಠ_ಠ
    I remember those interviews. I'm not surprised they get mistaken for one another.
    
    Mar 3, 2013
  5. metaphorical
    Yeh, though D. Rad has darker hair and looks very English. I call him English Elijah Wood.
    
    Mar 3, 2013
18. metaphorical
  I changed things for @Eveykins
  
  Mar 3, 2013
  1. Jareth, KaylzJayne and Eveykins like this.
  2. Eveykins
    AAHHAA AMAZING. 10/10
    
    Mar 3, 2013
  3. metaphorical
    YOU'RE WELCOME.
    
    Mar 3, 2013
  4. ಠ_ಠ
    fkin AWESOME! iloveit.
    
    Mar 3, 2013
19. metaphorical
  I swear, you'd think people would know after 24 years of living with me, that telling me to do something makes me do it slower.
  
  Mar 2, 2013
  1. Eveykins and Jareth like this.
  2. Eveykins
    Elijah!! Stop looking so concerned!
    
    Mar 3, 2013
  3. metaphorical
    Never.
    
    Mar 3, 2013
20. metaphorical
  Ahh yes. The daily time when I stare at my computer screen and engage in nothing because I have no time.. Then end up late anyway.
  
  Mar 1, 2013
  1. Elenitsa and fortitude like this.
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secondrisings and i have become the same person.

[17:53] metaphorical: also thats hilarious [17:53] secondrisings: so apparently in the course of those ten minutes of film ALL OF...

metaphorical, Apr 7, 2013

typical artistic dramatics.

Sometimes I look at professionally designed websites and just want to give up on life and move under a bridge and drink cheap...

metaphorical, Mar 31, 2013

Official Decision

I am going to KEEP MY USERNAME. You can't make me change it! You'll all just have to start calling me.... Britta.

metaphorical, Mar 5, 2013

Dear Roleplayers,

Stop being so goddamn self-entitled. Thank you!

metaphorical, Feb 5, 2013

"I'm assuming you're looking at colleges."

I've been back at school for less than a week already--tomorrow makes it a full week, actually, but I'll still have only taken...

metaphorical, Jan 30, 2013

Starting school pt. II

As a part two to my other blog that was all about my ANXIETY of going to a new school; I'm happy to report that my classes are...

metaphorical, Jan 24, 2013

Going back to school, and also, my fingers are cold.

I'm starting school tomorrow, and for anyone who knows me, you know that I've been out of school for a while. For anyone who...

metaphorical, Jan 22, 2013

Music websites are why I accomplish nothing.

Grooveshark is sort of like a grave that you dig for something and then when you try to climb out you keep grasping at dirt and...

metaphorical, Jan 17, 2013

I'm not allowed to be sick.

To top this off, I want to say that I very, very rarely get sick. It's maybe... Once every year or so I'll get the sniffles or...

metaphorical, Jan 15, 2013

Trying to be nice now.

I feel like the wind is out of my sails. [IMG]

metaphorical, Jan 7, 2013
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