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'CAUSE I'M TOO FLY TO CARE., Female, 24, from The MURDER MITTEN.

Remember when Owl City was a thing? No? Nabisco does. May 21, 2013 at 4:29 AM

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1. Xanthrox
  Let's be friends. :)
  
  May 21, 2013 at 5:25 PM
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  2. metaphorical
    I agree and support this.
    
    May 21, 2013 at 5:46 PM
2. metaphorical
  Remember when Owl City was a thing? No? Nabisco does.
  
  May 21, 2013 at 4:29 AM
  1. WHAT THE STARK ?! likes this.
  2. WHAT THE STARK ?!
    i was pretty sure i knew what you were talking about so i looked it up on yt and the first comment i see is: "This Owl City Oreo commercial is what they play in hell I'm pretty sure."
    
    May 21, 2013 at 10:10 AM
  3. metaphorical
    It's pretty much exactly true.
    
    May 21, 2013 at 5:22 PM
3. Foglegs
  JUST PASSING THROUGH TO THE UNSEELIE COURT.
  
  May 21, 2013 at 1:40 AM
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4. metaphorical
  I am the worst at dealing with second-hand shame.
  
  May 18, 2013 at 12:10 AM
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  3. metaphorical
    Hahah OH NO.;(
    
    May 20, 2013 at 1:41 AM
  4. Foglegs
    I don't think you understand.
    
    May 20, 2013 at 1:42 AM
  5. metaphorical
    You should just assume that I loaded any random RPGD page up and then posted this.
    
    May 20, 2013 at 2:02 AM
5. secondrisings
  http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mde0nghFkw1rua1lq.gif
  
  May 14, 2013
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  2. metaphorical
    OMMMGGGGGGGG RED PANDAS ARE THE BEST.
    
    May 14, 2013
  3. secondrisings
    RIGHT. I was like WELL CRAP SHE'S NOT ONLINE BUT THIS NEEDS SHARING NOW when I found that.
    
    May 14, 2013
6. metaphorical
  Interview at 3 day. :| I'm so bad at interviews and I hate everything.
  
  May 12, 2013
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  3. metaphorical
    Dude, RIGHT?
    
    May 13, 2013
  4. secondrisings
    <33333 >:[[
    
    May 13, 2013
  5. All Perspicacity
    *claps* GO NAIL IT AGAIN
    
    May 14, 2013
7. blackballoon
  Your icon and signature make me very happy, jsyk. ^.^
  
  May 8, 2013
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  2. metaphorical
    RIIIIGHT? I feel the same way whenever I see my own posts. Like 'Oh, who's account graphics are those they're so AHHH YES, MINE.'
    
    May 8, 2013
  3. blackballoon
    Hahah! I've totally done that before.
    
    May 8, 2013
8. metaphorical
  Why is it so impossible to find a job? :|
  
  May 6, 2013
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  3. Eveykins
    If you find an answer let me know, going on three years.
    
    P.S. If people (they will) act like jobs grow on trees, and are totally easy to find all from the position of a secure job they have been in for a long time, an appropriate response is telling them to fuck off.
    
    May 6, 2013
  4. metaphorical
    Through-college job.
    
    AND YEAH, IKR? I've been looking for like 5 years, lmao. I've gone to so many interviews that I have literally gone to interviews with people that had interviewed me before and didn't remember them. They remembered me.
    
    May 6, 2013
  5. Foglegs
    I took them all. I don't even need them. I just took them so no one else could have them.
    
    May 7, 2013
9. metaphorical
  Gimmick posters gonna gimmick.
  
  May 2, 2013
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10. secondrisings
  It felt necessary to post here too >> ALL OVER.
  
  May 1, 2013
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  2. metaphorical
    AWWW YEAAAAH <333
    
    May 1, 2013
  3. secondrisings
    http://25.media.tumblr.com/435f99721d41a086c3064729d2de43ed/tumblr_mjuiwzRboL1rn2utdo7_500.gif
    
    May 1, 2013
  4. metaphorical
    Baaahahahahahhaha
    
    May 1, 2013
11. metaphorical
  @Jareth likes when I'm around because he doesn't even need a keyboard, just a 'like' button.
  
  Apr 30, 2013
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  3. Eveykins
    I just hammer the report button.
    
    Stupid metaphorical making stupid sense everywhere. >=| It can't be allowed.
    
    Apr 30, 2013
  4. metaphorical
    ;((((((((((((((((((((((((((
    
    May 1, 2013
  5. Eveykins
    xD
    
    YOU KNOW IT'S LIES.
    
    May 1, 2013
12. Gothic
  Jensen on your account makes me feel like the world is in perfect order. *wipes happy tear*
  
  Apr 30, 2013
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  2. metaphorical
    I thought you might enjoy that. :333
    
    Apr 30, 2013
  3. Gothic
    I do! <3 :D
    
    Apr 30, 2013
  4. metaphorical
    <33333
    
    Apr 30, 2013
13. metaphorical
  Welcome back to my account, Jensen.
  
  Apr 30, 2013
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  3. Spitfire
    Design a new outfit for lady gaga?
    
    Apr 30, 2013
  4. Foglegs
    Too late, I have already put them in the bottom of a giant pit and I'm about to fight Raiden.
    
    Apr 30, 2013
  5. Spitfire
    .... Can I film it?
    
    Apr 30, 2013
14. metaphorical
  The air quality in my house is terrible, sitting in it makes me feel like I'm just barely not suffocating.
  
  Apr 29, 2013
15. Red
  http://furia.com/misc/engenremap.html
  
  Apr 25, 2013
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16. Jareth
  >:-) BRITTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  
  Apr 24, 2013
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  2. metaphorical
    Don't make that face, this isn't a forever thing!
    
    Apr 24, 2013
  3. Jareth
    ))))))))))))))-: (I'd go on msn if skype wasnt meddling with it)
    
    Apr 24, 2013
  4. metaphorical
    GET AIM, STUPID.
    
    Apr 25, 2013
17. metaphorical
  Happy Birthday @DesR!!!!
  
  Apr 24, 2013
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  2. Foglegs
    I approve this message.
    
    Literally. HAHAHAHAH. jokez.
    
    Apr 24, 2013
  3. DesR
    THANK YOU. :D
    
    Apr 26, 2013
18. ಠ_ಠ
  Bitches be crazy.
  
  Apr 21, 2013
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  2. metaphorical
    Truer words have never been typed.
    
    Apr 24, 2013
19. Cambryn
  <3 Just because you are you.
  
  Apr 16, 2013
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  2. metaphorical
    We really ought to talk in IM sometime.
    
    Apr 18, 2013
  3. Cambryn
    I agree! We are far too hilarious to be contained in profile messages.
    
    Apr 20, 2013
  4. metaphorical
    IM me sometime? My AIM is: starfishnu4E
    
    Apr 24, 2013
20. secondrisings
  When I see my posts with my icon now I feel like they're so much more jolly. Just letting you know.
  
  Apr 7, 2013
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  2. metaphorical
    Mine seem so much more shouty. ;o
    
    Apr 7, 2013
  3. secondrisings
    Tbf everyone on that show is shouty all the time.
    
    Apr 7, 2013
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MAMA TOLD ME NOT TO WASTE MY LIFE
SHE SAID SPREAD YOUR WINGS
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secondrisings and i have become the same person.

[17:53] metaphorical: also thats hilarious [17:53] secondrisings: so apparently in the course of those ten minutes of film ALL OF...

metaphorical, Apr 7, 2013

typical artistic dramatics.

Sometimes I look at professionally designed websites and just want to give up on life and move under a bridge and drink cheap...

metaphorical, Mar 31, 2013

Official Decision

I am going to KEEP MY USERNAME. You can't make me change it! You'll all just have to start calling me.... Britta.

metaphorical, Mar 5, 2013

Dear Roleplayers,

Stop being so goddamn self-entitled. Thank you!

metaphorical, Feb 5, 2013

"I'm assuming you're looking at colleges."

I've been back at school for less than a week already--tomorrow makes it a full week, actually, but I'll still have only taken...

metaphorical, Jan 30, 2013

Starting school pt. II

As a part two to my other blog that was all about my ANXIETY of going to a new school; I'm happy to report that my classes are...

metaphorical, Jan 24, 2013

Going back to school, and also, my fingers are cold.

I'm starting school tomorrow, and for anyone who knows me, you know that I've been out of school for a while. For anyone who...

metaphorical, Jan 22, 2013

Music websites are why I accomplish nothing.

Grooveshark is sort of like a grave that you dig for something and then when you try to climb out you keep grasping at dirt and...

metaphorical, Jan 17, 2013

I'm not allowed to be sick.

To top this off, I want to say that I very, very rarely get sick. It's maybe... Once every year or so I'll get the sniffles or...

metaphorical, Jan 15, 2013

Trying to be nice now.

I feel like the wind is out of my sails. [IMG]

metaphorical, Jan 7, 2013
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