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Elijah

One thing begets the next., Male, 27

I'm not really sure what I'm going to do with my life after the Office ends. ...Go outside? May 11, 2013

1. Elijah
  EVERYONE IS AMAZING HIGH FIVE!!!
  
  Dec 30, 2012
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  2. FelixTheCat
    ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGT!
    
    Dec 30, 2012
2. Elijah
  I proposed!
  
  Dec 27, 2012
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  3. Dun
    *FLAIL*
    
    Dec 27, 2012
  4. Eveykins
    I hope you realise this doesn't mean the end of our affair.
    
    Dec 27, 2012
  5. Elijah
    OBVIOUSLY NOT WILL UNDERSTANDS THAT
    
    Dec 27, 2012
3. Aki
  I swear it was not my idea. But, I restored your avatar.
  
  Dec 24, 2012
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4. Simi
  "You know me. It's my duty to please that booty!"
  
  Dec 23, 2012
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5. Eveykins
  I'm not sure what to think about the new you Elijah... You intimidate and arouse me all at once.
  
  Dec 23, 2012
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6. The Mad Hattress
  SHAFT (aka Elijah) IS NOW OWNED, COPYRIGHTED BY MADBEAT PRODCUTIONS COPYRIGHT 2012/2013
  
  Dec 23, 2012
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7. Elijah
  Did everyone tell Santa what they wanted?
  
  Dec 17, 2012
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  3. Lady Knight
    If you share him with me that'll kill two wishes with one present. XD
    
    Dec 17, 2012
  4. Elijah
    I'm 99% sure Santa loves efficiency.
    
    Dec 17, 2012
  5. Drae
    Sure I'll share :) Poor Santa, has to be 100% efficient 1 night of the year XD
    
    Dec 17, 2012
8. Elijah
  I have never wanted any Kickstarter project to succeed more in my life.
  
  Dec 10, 2012
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  3. Elijah
    http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1083222116/chosin-a-korean-war-animated-movie
    
    Dec 10, 2012
  4. Chele
    ooo. Will have to watch later. I'm at work.
    Though, obviously that hasn't stopped me messing about on RPG-D.
    
    Dec 10, 2012
  5. Elijah
    I like your style. :3
    
    Dec 10, 2012
9. metaphorical
  Lolololol I just noticed your signature.
  
  Dec 9, 2012
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  2. Elijah
    (also finally :3 )
    
    Dec 10, 2012
  3. metaphorical
    I GOT LIKE FIVE NOTIFICATIONS AND ONLY ONE REPLY WHAT WITCHERY IS THIS.
    
    Dec 10, 2012
  4. Elijah
    Yeah my thing FLIPPED OUT and reposted my reply like 20 times (three times). So I used my powers of red to remove them because I don't take that from no forum.
    
    Dec 10, 2012
10. Elijah
  Still accepting massive amounts of site buttons! Hundreds of buttons go in! Free advertising comes out! See my blog for details.
  
  Dec 5, 2012
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11. Elijah
  Characters are registering forum accounts for use on a forum in a forum.
  
  Dec 4, 2012
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12. Elijah
  It's Christmas! Kind of! And I will put your button in my signature. See my blog for details!
  
  Dec 3, 2012
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  2. FelixTheCat
    Am tempted just to make a button to my profile page to get on your siggy line LOL
    
    Dec 3, 2012
  3. Elijah
    I WILL LINK TO IT
    
    Dec 3, 2012
13. Elijah
  I, ELIJAH, ENJOY HIPPIE FOREIGNER PIZZA. MADE BY TONY AND HIS FAMILY.
  
  Dec 1, 2012
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  2. Elijah
    YOU STOP EDITING MY PROFILE THIS INSTANT
    
    Dec 1, 2012
  3. Lily Lilac
    HEATHEN!
    
    Dec 1, 2012
14. Elijah
  too late to start a nano novel?
  
  Nov 30, 2012
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  2. Kara Mia
    ahaha, i've heard of people who wrote 50k in one day.
    
    Nov 30, 2012
15. Elijah
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU
  
  Nov 12, 2012
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  3. Ruffian
    kind of ashamed that I've seen this already
    
    Nov 12, 2012
  4. Fardel's Bear
    This isn't more of Jim's cabinet porn, is it?
    
    Nov 13, 2012
  5. ChelleMarie
    I don't even wanna know... Kinda scares me!
    
    Nov 13, 2012
16. Elijah
  HAPPY 237TH BIRTHDAY
  
  Nov 10, 2012
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  2. ChelleMarie
    Happpppppy Bday!! Didn't want to be left out
    
    Nov 10, 2012
17. Elijah
  yay for great birthdays!
  
  Nov 8, 2012
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  2. metaphorical
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
    
    NOVEMBER BIRTHDAY-PEOPLE ARE THE BEST.
    
    Nov 8, 2012
  3. Elijah
    thank yoooooou!
    
    Nov 8, 2012
18. Elijah
  I fixed the malware warning on the index. You're safe to proceed to any of our pages as long as you're staying inside of the 'D's domain.
  
  Nov 8, 2012
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19. Elijah
  oh my god our star trek site was vandalized by birthday vandals
  
  Nov 7, 2012
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  3. ~*BlackCharity*~
    lol awesome
    
    Nov 7, 2012
  4. Elijah
    TRUE THOUGH
    
    Nov 7, 2012
  5. Agent Coulson
    Happy Birthday! ^_^
    
    Nov 7, 2012
20. Elijah
  the day I take RPing seriously is the day the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles join the USS Enterprise. ...oh, wait.
  
  Nov 7, 2012
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  2. ChelleMarie
    lol love it!
    
    Nov 7, 2012
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So, my fiance and I are on a bike ride. *riding in silence for like 15 minutes* Me: Hey, did you know tha-- Will: Yes. Me: ......

Elijah, Mar 21, 2013

It's Our Birthday! So give me your buttons.

In celebration of RPG-D'S SEVENTH BIRTHDAY WOO I will host everyone's buttons in my signature for like a month, well into...

Elijah, Feb 19, 2013

Sleep Singing

So, my fiance and I got back from our ski trip last night and he was pretty beat so he hits the hay early. I decide to stay up...

Elijah, Feb 19, 2013

A Touching Poem

So, I requested a poem from my fiance Will which "proved his affections for me in the face of competition". Here is what he...

Elijah, Feb 7, 2013

And Then We All Learned a Valuable Lesson about Capitalism!

So, my significant other and I are spending the winter break in Las Vegas! I have a moment of downtime here so I will now...

Elijah, Dec 22, 2012

It's Christmas! So give me your buttons.

It's Christmas! ...Almost! And for the month of December, I will be racking and stacking your buttons up in my signature. Give me...

Elijah, Dec 3, 2012

Lucky Dave

So, I bought a bamboo plant today. Me: I think I'll name him Lucky. Will: That's foreboding. Me: No! It's a good name! Will:...

Elijah, Nov 19, 2012

Turkeys

[11:34:58 PM] Elijah: Turkeys have it out for me. [11:35:06 PM] Elijah: Ever since I accidentally killed one as a child....

Elijah, Nov 8, 2012

It's probably best not to ask questions about their 'relationship'.

Urlurg the Whip says to you 'Anyway... sharks are terrible friends, that is all I'm saying. I'll never trust' Urlurg the Whip...

Elijah, Oct 18, 2012

Time to Flip the Cookies

This is real. This is a real thing. So, my roommate's name is Will. And now, this: [5:40:10 PM] Elijah:...

Elijah, Jul 30, 2012
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