Friend says: (03:13:29)
staying up with a headache will only make things shittier
Mac says: (03:16:31)
Friend says: (03:16:33)
don't make me make you figure out facetime so I can make my cat dance for you
Mac says: (03:16:33)
Mac says: (03:16:34)
Mac says: (03:16:36)
Mac says: (03:16:37)
Mac says: (03:16:38)
Mac says: (03:16:40)
Mac says: (03:16:57)
my brother actually unfriended me on Facebook
Mac says: (03:17:01)
because I snarked at him after he sassed me
Friend says: (03:17:03)
… did you just fall off the sane slo- oh wow
Mac says: (03:17:04)
Friend says: (03:17:18)
dude, you family… jut… *headshake*
Mac says: (03:17:24)
Mac says: (03:17:28)
to a family of ultimate flouncers
Friend says: (03:17:41)
your life is magical in all the wrong ways
Mac says: (03:17:57)
I know this is probably bad, but I'm amused as fuck
I AM SO FULL OF LOL AND WTF I CANNOT EVEN PUT IT INTO A GIF RIGHT NOW!
Context: I posted a rage-y Facebook status about my car breaking down and not having money to fix it while needing the car to generate money (to fix it) and that I did not need this after my laptop (which I also need to generate money) died the other day. It was in caps, there were interrobangs involved, I was properly pissed. I already snarked at a somewhat friend because he basically said "happens to everyone" as if that somehow means my problems aren't a problem. I was CLEARLY in a bad mood. It was hard not to notice as it was radiating off of the page.
My brother comes in and makes a shitty joke about how superior his tech of choice is (hurray for mac-boys), even adds a "trolololol" to it, because he's that mature (almost 30! hard to believe!) so I snarked at him that he was hilarious and should quit the day job he hates (and ALWAYS complains about on his Facebook) to do PC-insult comedy because that was such original content right there.
He said he already quit his job months ago, I pulled a Dun and said "CONGRATS!" and pointed out it had no bearing on my life but that I assumed he had a new job already or he would be poor like me and unable to afford a mac.
Somewhere between the first somewhat friend apologizing and people actually offering their help he unfriended me, so now he's just listed as having mutual friends (our mom and uncle). I only just noticed and above transcript transpired.
My mom is exactly the same as him, constantly flouncing in and out of twitter, Facebook, the blog-o-sphere. They're amazing in all the wrong ways and I genuinely have a hard time believing I'm related to them.
GOOD RIDDANCE MY DEAR BROTHER! I am all of a sudden incredibly lacking in shock and surprise regarding how you managed to alienate yourself from everyone who ever gave a single fuck about you!
And that reminds me
So I kind of need to share this...
Blog entry posted by MacB, Jul 25, 2012.