For anyone who has played TM and beaten it, you know that when the contestants ask for wishes, Calypso grants them, but there is a downside. Just like the monkey's paw! that is what we will do. I will post a wish. the next person will say wish granted, but there has to be something bad about it. then that person posts a wish, and so on.


I wish I was rich

You're rich.

But you got it for your fame from being the Bearded Lady.

And now you're an unloved freak. Nice try, but sorry.




I wish I had more tea. ._.; HOT tea.

Wish Granted
But you burn your tongue off. :tongue:


I wish I was the Ultamite Ruler of the Universe.

Wish granted.
But unfortuantely your rule lasted one second before you wer eoverthrown na dburnt alive in a furnace. Sorry bout that :| .

I wish I was the most popular guy in the entire world.

Wish Granted.
But you're the most popular on everyone's most wanted list.


I wish the world was a safer place.

It is.

Everyone's a bubble boy. <3


I wish Lea's muse would return to her. Oo;

Wish Granted.
But her muse flies off and never returns. =D

I wish I never grew up.

Your wish is misenterperated and you are returned to being a one year old newborn who will never grow up doomed to an eternity of crying and unfifilied dreams. The good news is you don't have to feed yourself anymore.

I wish the background for the typing screen wasn't the exact same color as the text.

Wish granted.
Now the post background color is the same color as the text.

I wish high school English classes would stop making us read Shakespeare and let us watch or hear the plays instead. *has unresolved issues*

Wish granted. But the first one you go to, the theatre burns down, killing everyone inside.

=/ Tough luck.


I wish I could've trick-or-treated yesterday. >>;

Wish granted, but all you got were those bags of pumpkin-shaped pretzels.

I wish I had remembered to hoard away some of the candy before we gave it out to trick-or-treaters.

You did, but you asked someone else to get it for you because you were busy. In the end it turned out to all be nasty candy you didn't like anyway. -shrug- Tough luck.


I wish those brownies would get done. ><;

Those brownies did get done.
Except they were burned out the outside and not done on the inside.
DX

I wish: That it was Christmas.

It is Christmas. But you change religions and no longer celebrate the holiday.

I wish I didn't have to clean. ><;

Wish granted, but instead you have to... hm. Write a term paper. Equally tedious, at least to me.

I wish that... it would snow.