'Ello. : D
I've always enjoyed this game, since I love watching movies & whatnot.
Just post a movie quote [any random movie/quote] and the next person will say what movie it came from and post another.

K, I'll start.

"Lil Kim! Lil Kim got my sandwhich!"

Scary Movie 4!

"If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!"

Ace Ventura!

"Somebody chipped my tooth!"
"How do you think I feel? Someone bit me in the forehead!"

"It's just a flesh wound." ~Black Knight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Dumb and Dumberer

"Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherf*cker."

"I'm going to kill you Harry Potter," Lord Voldemort
"Come back here, Potter! I want to see the light in your eyes when I kill you!" Lord Voldermort

^ Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire, the graveyard scene

"I didn't put my name in that cup!" - Harry Potter

"He's back! He's back! Voldemort's back!" - Harry Potter

Both quoted from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Death to Smoochy! I remember the commercials to that movie. There was even some sort of interactive game on its website, can't quite remember all the details of that, though.

Okay, someone guess this one~

"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me." ;)

Predator!!!!

Ummm ooh!

"I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!"
"Only the true Messiah denies His divinity."
"What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!"
"He is! He is the Messiah!"
"Now, fuck off!"
[silence]
"How shall we fuck off, O Lord?"

the life of brian!!!!!!!
hahaha.



"We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on."
"Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this... "

That would be Dogma, greeaattt movie. :)


"Did you know that on several occasions... he touched me?"
"That wasn't true. Made it up. Shouldn't have done that. Sorry."

Shaun of the Dead?

"I'm kind of a big deal."

"Under capitilsm, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite." -(I forgot who said it)

I'll just go back to Sunday's quote and guess ANCHORMAN!

Muaha, mine's so easy.

"Hide the rum."

Pirates of the Caribbean II : Dead Man's Chest

Now let me just drool over Jack Sparrow.
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Ah okay!


"Edward is quite a catch."
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"Oh, I'm not trying to land him, I'm just using him for sex."

OMG! Pretty Woman! <333
I love that movie. :]]]

"Let's end this."
"Ladies first!"

Emperor's New Groove!


Okay...


"Now Crysta, aren't you a little old to believe in human tales?"
"Human tails? Humans don't have tails! They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts! They walk around going, "Hi Hellen!"

I love this movie!

Wow, I had to sit here for about five minutes thinking what movie I saw that had a Crysta in it.

FERN GULLEY! W00T! There was a subtitle to it, something about a rainforest ^.^

This is a funny movie:

Talladega Nights? My brother loves that movie, rofl.

"Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

Zoolander, no? If not, then it's definitely a Ben Stiller and/or Owne Wilson movie.

And a personal favourite -

Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her so... much... it... it... the... it... the... fee... flames... flames... on the side of my face... heaving... breathless... heaving breaths...

That's Clue.

Old movie but still pretty funny.

Dr. Strangelove?

Clark Kent: I stand for Truth, Justice, and...ummm, other stuff. (Smallville)

^^ heh, just loved it. Not a movie but y'know

^ You`re supposed to guess the quote above yours, then make others guess yours. x_x

Surrender's was from Camp Nowhere... Haha, thank you, IMDB. =)

Girl with a Pearl Earring...


Now...
"You know, some civilizations only eat barf... I read it... In a book."

A bit easier, and from the same movie...

"Here at Globo Gym we're better than you! And we know it!"

"That's my son!"

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, line delivered by Mr. Diggory.
In print it doesn't look like much, but the way he delivers it gets me.

Donnie: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
-- Donnie Darko

Samantha: Why do I have to sleep with Donnie? He stinks.
Donnie: When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
-- Donnie Darko

Donnie: You are such a fuckass.
Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck.
Donnie: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
-- Donnie Darko

Gretchen: My mom had to get a restraining order against my step dad. He has emotional problems.
Donnie: Oh, I have those too. What kind does your step dad have?
Gretchen: He stabbed my mom four times in the chest.
Donnie: Oh.
-- Donnie Darko

Dr. Lilian Thurman: Do you still think about girls a lot?
Donnie: [Under hypnosis] Yeah.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: How are things going at school?
Donnie: I think about girls a lot.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: I asked you about school, Donnie.
Donnie: I think about fucking a lot, in school.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: What else do you think about, when you're at school?
Donnie: Married With Children.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: Do you think about your family?
Donnie: I just turn down the volume and think about fucking Christina Applegate.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: I asked you about your family.
Donnie: [Chuckling] No, I don't think about fucking my family, that's gross.
-- Donnie Darko

Principal Cole: Now what exactly did you say to Mrs. Farmer, Donnie?
Kitty Farmer: [loudly interjecting] I'll tell you what he said! He told me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercises into my anus!
Edward Darko: [attempts to stifle a laugh]
-- Donnie Darko

Rose Darko: I don't think telling any woman to forcibly insert an object into her anus is something that should go unpunished.
Edward Darko: I think we should buy him a moped.
Rose Darko: I think we should get a divorce.
-- Donnie Darko

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tresCHiCxx, that's from DODGEBALL, right?

My quote is:

"It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good." &&
"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works everytime."

Anchorman!

Here's mine...

Sunday, I absoulutely LOVE your avatar!

(sigh, Se7en is hot)

Oh hell yes he is! Se7en is divine.
Anywaaaaay, I haven't seen that movie (gasp), so I had to Google it.
Warlock?

My quote:
"Now, just because someone sees, you know, two naked people asleep in bed together, it doesn't necessarily prove sex was involved. It does, however, make for a very strong case."

Velvet Goldmine



"Beware the stare of Mary Shaw. She had no children, only dolls. And if you see her, do not scream. Or she'll rip your tongue out at the seam."

okay i dont no if this quote has been brought up before but its definantly a favorite of mine and should be easily guessed.

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

V for Vendetta

See if you know.

Fight club right?

Who is that guy? Is that Ben's Rabbi?
I think it's Matisyahu.

Knocked Up!

Hairspray. :)

Zoolander!

Kingdom of Heaven. ^^

The Blues Brothers