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| Welcome to Cairbre Ives Academy You're here because you're talented in the wrong ways. You know how to pick a lock, hotwire a car. Maybe you can crack a safe, or maybe you've just got a talent for annoying people. You're here because the people who care about you just can't handle you, and want you straightened out before you do something dumb enough to get you thrown in jail. Or maybe you're just here because nobody else will take you. Doesn't matter to us, we're going to rehabilitate you into society. But not in the way you think. By the time you leave Cairbre Ives, you'll be a fully functional member of society. JUst not necessarily the society everyone else thinks. By the time you graduate from the Academy, you'll be able to serve in any government agency you care to name. We're not just talking as a spook here either, although there is an element of James Bond to the whole thing. Politics, Economics, even the stuff you need to get you on the NASA space programme; the curriculum at Cairbre Ives is as secretive as it is exciting. So forget grade school and juvenile hall, forget life on the streets and come to Melbourne, Florida. Home to the School for Scumbags |
