Ususally I get into a very long winded and highly unnecessary description that by the end either has the reader in stitches or a major depression. I'm not going to do that here. Not only am I just too lazy tonight, I don't like repeating myself and I've already written out my entire life story in different ways a few times. After awhile it gets tiresome. So I'll just let you in on the basics.

My name is Tiff (naturally it's short for Tiffany but I do prefer my short little four lettered nickname that has no significance whatsoever). I'm nineteen years old (yes, I do like to type out numbers in words instead of writing in the digits; it looks more uniform in the end) and my birthday is in September, thus I'll shortly be turning twenty. I like to act like a child and pretend that I'm not a part of the big bad adult world just yet. I'm really not. Living at home, waiting for the opportunity to move out. Still.

I have strong opinions on many subject matters and I think the Italian in me clearly shows when I'm debating one. If I end up debating with you, do not take it personally, please. I'm just a high energy person when it comes to such things and the things I say in no way mean disrespect or that I'm trying to upset anyone. If things start to get heated, calmly remind me that it's just a discussion and I'll usually start laughing and calm down. Honestly, I'm really easy to get along with. Stars May Collide knows who I am and she'll tell you, I'm really insanely easy-going. Sometimes too much so.

I'm not in college and I'm also unemployed for the moment. I do spend a lot of my time online. Does this make me a lazy good for nothing SOB? I don't really think so. I don't spend it online losing brain cells while watching hilarious YouTube videos all day long of people getting hurt. I spend my time writing which is my chosen career path. In a way, I think it's actually pretty productive. I am hoping to become a CNA (or Certified Nurses Aid) at a local nursing home so we'll see how that works out. In the future I'd like to write novels for a living. I personally didn't see the point in going to college and being told what to read and write because I've never done well with the standard assignments. I like to write on my own time and about something that I have creative muse for, not some kind of prompt that I have to follow.

I'm terrified of three things: spiders, driving on ice, and zombies. Spiders have too many legs and sharp teeth. Driving on ice lands me in a fence a foot away from driving into a ravine. Zombies are just creepy all together. Everything else I'm usually all right with. Snakes bother me but they don't scare me out of my wits. Bees make me run away but that's just because I'm smart. Vampires don't scare me because I'd rather become a creepy stalking member of the undead than I would a flesh eating carnivore with no coherent thought. I'm not afraid of heights or water or anything. Just spiders, driving on ice, and zombies.

I like a lot of things. Photoshop, RPing, movies, camping. I no longer live on a dirt road as they finally PAVED IT! Yes, I'm very excited. I like to watch the Game Show Network randomly. I also watch a few shows on the Disney Channel. I love the-N, especially Degrassi because I'm a teenage soap opera freak. I particularly love especially dramatic episodes even when I can pinpoint everything that's going to happen.

I think that about covers it. Enough for now. If you've got questions, I'll answer them. I have no inhibitions so no question is too personal unless you're asking me for my address. I highly doubt any of you are stalkers though. Hopefully anyways ;).

Welcome!

I totally agree about Spiders, my main reason for disliking them is that their have too many legs.

I can only hope that I end up seeing you on the other side in a debate. Having strong opinions generally means that the one holding is happy to back them up, rather than falling back on strawmen or being dismissive.

Welcome to RPG-D.

Thank you Kwentra! So many people don't understand it. Even the little baby jumping ones render me incapable of coherent thought or any sort of movement save for jumping on top of whatever is around XD

Munch--I do love to debate ^.^ I'd get into them tonight but I've had a headache for like four friggin days straight so I'm actually going to go to bed tonight instead of staying up doing pointless things xD

Congratulations on getting your dirt road paved! I'm pretty envious. :] My gravel road is scary to drive on when it gets icy. Or even just wet. -_-

Welcome to RPG-D, by the way, I hope you enjoy it here. :]

Braaaaaaaains.

I'm a zombie fan. :pink: Dunno why, but I think they're cool. (Though I prefer werewolves so much more.) At any rate, I'm December, Esq, also called Dec. Welcome to RPG-D and enjoy your stay here.