Maybe its just me, or maybe its just my rebellion, but WHY on GAIA'S GREEN EARTH is it so bloody difficult to understand that I'm an adult now, I don't need to be babied... or maybe this concept just doesn't register in your brain or something. I hate Iowa. I hate you. I hate your bloody house and your bloody freaking dog too.
[okay thats a lie, I love Sadie... but the cat could use a personality do-over some days...]

I realize that this was probably uber uber exciting for you; new kid to help take care of, maybe even something like a daughter. Woo, wouldn't that be fun? Kind of like adopting a kid without the paperwork! :D

No. For heaven's freaking sake, NO. The only reason I'm here at all is because I had a stalker issue and my parents are drunken retards and I needed someplace quiet to work on my novel.

And it certainly doesn't help my standpoint on this when I get up in the morning and the first bloody freaking thing you say to me is "can you help me get the kitchen clean? You also gotta go here, there, this place, that place today, I can give you a ride. Unless you don't mind taking the bus..." SCREW YOU! I moved in, and the deal was this, I clean the whole house during the week, over the weekend, you take care of it. It's your bloody f'n mess in the first place, not mine, I pick up after myself thank you instead of being lazy and leaving everything everywhere. AND ITS BLOODY F'N SATURDAY, SCREW OFF!

And all your bloody stupid "you gotta do this, and that, and go here, and do you know where your EBT card is? I can't find it" crap has got to stop. For my freaking sanity, stop it. I'm 18 now, I can obviously take care of myself I've been doing it since I was 7. I'm not a little pampered princess you have to take across the street by the hand. I'm not afraid of getting my hands a little dirty. And speaking of hardship...

WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND I'M TRYING TO WRITE A NOVEL.

I have no issues getting a side job while doing so, but "Go to school" is not a proper response to "I'm writing a novel". At least not to me. Maybe not the rest of the world, but this is me here. I have no issues self-publishing and promoting my novel myself. That's kind of what I intend to do anyway because I seriously don't see anyone giving me a break here. And thats fine. Understandable. But shoving something so time consuming as SCHOOL on me while I'm trying to get this done is not a great idea. I get stressed easily, duncha know? "We won't just let you sit around and do nothing with your life"... THATS FINE. I'M NOT DOING BLOODY NOTHING.

Besides, at this rate, I'm gonna end up in a funny farm because I've been so bloody depressed since I got here I imagine a teacher sending me to the counselor sending me to the Black Hawk Mental Institution!
[You guys have one right...?]

And if I can't get self-published, I'll freaking print and bind the things myself and sell em! AND I DON'T CARE IF I'M DOING IT UNDER A BRIDGE OR NOT EITHER!

RAAAAR!