The rules
Each poster must say what they will do and how they will die in your scenario
example: "You are faced with 300 ninjas what do you do"
"I kill 299 with my bare hands and falcon punch the last one so hard the universe splits in two killing me"
First situation
You are being held hostage on a plane you have a toothpick and a rubber band there are 4 people keeping watch in a line infront of the pilots cabin
How will you DIE?
Well, in my own unique, glam, and generally awesome fashion, I manage to take out the hijackers with nothing but the toothpick, rubberband, and my feminine wiles. However, once I get into the cockpit, I take over the controls and crash the plane.
Into Chuck Norris.
So obviously the plane immediately blew up just from touching him.
You find yourself in a dark, unspeakably deep pit surrounded by thousands of deadly vipers. Your only assets are the clothes on your back and a half-eaten egg salad sandwich. How will you die?
I am a prominent snake-charmer and manage to charm all of the snakes to lie on top of one another to form a type of snake-ramp which I use to climb out of the pit. However once I get to the top of the pit I'm hungry so I sit down to eat my sandwhich before I go on.
The egg is off, I get food poisoning duh dun duuuuuun...
You are being held hostage and being forced to listen to Sandi Thom's 'I wish I was a punk rocker' over and over and over. You are tied up and all you have on you is a postcard from your grandmother and one small marble. How will you die?
I am an acrobat so I manage to contort my body well enough to get the marble out of my pocket. I then put it in my mouth and swallow, getting it lodged in my throat and effectively committing suicide. Infinitely preferable to listen to that song.
There is a lynch mob out to get you because you declared too loudly in the mall that you 'hate these stupid mall-sheep'. You have everything in the world available for your use, but you can't touch anything but the clothes on you and the ground your feet are on. How do you die?