Kill the above poster with your creativity.

I don't know nor do I care if this thread has been done before.

Gogogogo.

*throws a banana into your heart and kills you*

xD

*dresses up in a panda suit (so you won't expect anything) and kills you*

*unleashes army of flying penguins* As a distraction *pushes over cliff*

*drowns you in a pool full of orange paint and kills you*

*covers in fish and shoves into a small closet with a wild bear for a couple of hours*

*Jumps off of a roof top and lands on top of you breaking your back*

*force-feeds a giant tub of mustard until you explode*

*attacks you with a giant zucchini and kills you*

-throws a cheese grater at your left buttock, causing your torso and legs to become detached as your buttocks are worn away from left to right-

*sneakes up behind you and strangles you with a braid that I took from some woman"

-sticks two glue sticks in your ears and sets them on fire whilst kicking you out of a plane with no parachute, causing you to die from extreme solvent abuse-

*I throw a frozen boot at you face, With the combination of the heat melting the ice and the frozen leather and inside of the boot re-freezing the melted ice, the boot sticks firmly to your face. I tug it off, and, along with it the seven layers of skin underneath the boot. Muscles are visible where the boot was, your skinless face a ticket to Vomit World for the squeamish. As you open your mouth to scream in pain, one could see the muscles in your face moving as your mouth grows wider. A piercing shriek is erupted from your mouth, and you start running around, unsure of what to do. Your hands fly up to where your face was. Because of the dirt on your hands, an infection is caused soon thereafter, and the infection spreads throughout your body at an alarming rate. The rest of your skin is turned a pale shade of olive green, and boils erupt all over your arms and torso, already oozing with yellow and green slimy puss. You start to hemorrhage, bruises appearing all over your body as you bleed internally. The visible muscles on your face start to turn grey as the blood supply is reduced and cut off. The boils covering you all seem to explode at the same moment, and puss covers everything in a 2 metre radius. What's left of your skin begins to wither, with you shrieking in peril the whole time. Your shrieking ceases as the blood supply is cut off from your brain. You feebly raise two hands and put them around your shriveled neck, where your throat has collapsed inside it. You fall to your weakened knees, the bones crushing underneath your weight, then continue to fall flat on your disintegrated stomach, your shriveled mouth hanging open along with your eyes, which seem to stare directly at anyone who dares look at the remains of your body.*

(Alright, maybe that's a bit too over-the-top, but it's fun to write stuff like that =P )

-pushes off of cliff-
-nods-
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*buys a bus, paints it orange and stalks you with it until an opportune moment arrives to run you over with said bus.* XD

*calls forth my army of mutant gerbils to eat you alive slowly for days on end*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

-nukes your gerbils and locks you in a closet, forgetting about you completely after walking away-

*rigged your keyboard to explode when the 't' key is tapped*

*foils ze evil plan wif a cunning use of ozher keys which makes me sound German and zen forces you 2 see ze sound of music over and over again in order to make ze brain explode*

o.O

*Pokes your eye*

MAHAHAHA