Title: Scenes We'd Like To See...
Madman Mike - June 3, 2008 03:32 PM (GMT)
Anyone who has watched Whose Line knows how to play the game. The person who starts the next page of every topic calls out a scene and the rest of us post suggestions to what could happen in that scene. Examples would be:
"The worst thing for a teacher to say to you on your first day at school..."
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
"What not to say on Valentines day..."
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have an STD
And now so do you
"Bad things to say on your driving test."
When the light goes red, I want you to mount the pavement and mow down my scumbag of an ex-wife!
Rules:
The person who makes the next page of the topic must think of a different scenario. Every page of a topic can hold 15 replies, so that means the 16th reply will need to make a new scenario and so forth.
First Scenario:
Bad things to say when flying on an aeroplane. PhoenixLily - June 3, 2008 03:37 PM (GMT)
"What's that ticking noise?"
shaun056 - June 3, 2008 05:14 PM (GMT)
"Don't worry I learnt everything I know about flying from that movie, crash."
Sunday - June 3, 2008 05:36 PM (GMT)
"I've always wanted to be on that island on Lost..."
Madman Mike - June 3, 2008 05:39 PM (GMT)
"And if you look out of the left window, you will see the burning remains of our left wing."
Rokkan - June 3, 2008 05:45 PM (GMT)
[from pilot, over intercom]: "Uh-oh"
shaun056 - June 3, 2008 06:21 PM (GMT)
'It's not that I don't like airplane meals but I wish there was more meal and less airplane.'
AshBeanNun - June 3, 2008 06:57 PM (GMT)
"...Does anyone have a plastic bag?"
Li Damu - June 3, 2008 07:07 PM (GMT)
'What do you mean we're now going to Colombia!?'
RomanHk - June 3, 2008 07:08 PM (GMT)
"Oh wow, I've always wanted to visit a firing range."
twisted.GLAMOURx3 - June 3, 2008 07:27 PM (GMT)
-Locker doors in the cabins fly open-
Intercom: Sorry about that, guys - I'm no good with technology!
(This was actually said when one of my friends was flying back from Canada!"
Madman Mike - June 4, 2008 05:14 AM (GMT)
Thank you for flying virgin airlines
Atricea - June 4, 2008 05:44 AM (GMT)
"Oops, I did it again..."
SpazzyMal - June 4, 2008 07:10 AM (GMT)
"Gremlins! Gremlins! I'm not imagining it, he's out there! Don't look, he's not out there now. He jumps away whenever anyone might see him, except me."
(First person who really gets the joke gets a geek cookie!)
Madman Mike - June 4, 2008 08:52 AM (GMT)
"Thank god we're flying, I'm too drunk to drive"
Munch - June 4, 2008 09:36 AM (GMT)
"What does this button do?"
edit: oh, dammit all. The Munch does not approve of being forced to act original! Therefore, scenario is:
Meeting an ancient, undead lich with an odd fascination for shinies.
Emma - June 4, 2008 09:39 AM (GMT)
I'm so glad I brought my lucky gold watch with me!
Madman Mike - June 4, 2008 11:31 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Munch @ Jun 4 2008, 09:36 AM) |
| ...Meeting an ancient, undead lich with an odd fascination for shinies. |
Good try. That's a situation, we need a scenario.
I'll change it to:
What not to do when meeting an ancient, undead lich with an odd fascination for shinies.
*smiles and shows off his set of golden teeth* RomanHk - June 4, 2008 06:45 PM (GMT)
*shows off nipple piercings*
Sunday - June 4, 2008 09:15 PM (GMT)
*checks the time on her Rolex*
I wish I had a Rolex lmao
Madman Mike - June 5, 2008 10:45 AM (GMT)
Ahh ahh ahh ahh... staying alive, staying alive...
PS: I think we're going to need to change this scenario, it's tough to think of new ones. Anyone agree?
Mousie - June 5, 2008 11:09 AM (GMT)
'Uhh... I'm sorry... I didn't mean to swallow your shiny spoon!'
PhoenixLily - June 5, 2008 12:46 PM (GMT)
"Well, you see theres this mental plate in my head from a childhood accident and...Hey...why are you coming closer to me?"
Thallie - June 7, 2008 09:50 PM (GMT)
"I knew we should have made that turn at Albuquerque."