Does this smilie have a helmet on it? :)

And is this one a mummy wrapped in seaweed? :green:

And what are the pink (:pink:) and orange (:orange:) ones supposed to be?

*gets ready to do some hard hitting translating!*

:innocent: <-- "Huh, you where talking to me? Sorry i was thinking about sawyer from lost... :p

:p <-- "He is so fine."

:o <-- "OhMyGosh, i can not beleive you just said that!"

x.x <--" I R dead."

:rice: <--" i like Rice. Mm.. Rice."

:pink: :yellow: <-- "We are marshmellow peoples. Please, don't eat us *giggle*"

^___^;;

- Gowd :rice: <-- who likes rice...

I’ll pretend to be the doctor today…

You, sir have a beta-carotene imbalance: :yellow:
(Might I recommend some broccoli?)

Anger management issues: :rawr:
(A little therapy and/or kickboxing lessons)

Dead: x.x
(Sorry)

:rawr: : WTFFF!!!?1!?

:green: : Jor jealous of mah white-y bit.

:) : You luff my rice luck.

:angry: : HELLP!!! There's a big floating thing at dah side of my head.

x.x : *'splodes'

LOL you could make a cartoon outta them!! *gets excited in geeky fashion*

(plug) >> why would you use this?
no offense

( >>kreepy dead thing

<sub>Oki, *claps*, let's give this thing a shot.

x.x - Holy fucking shit. Or, if you prefer the nicer version; Holy mother of God.

^_^ - *pretends to understand what you're saying*

:angry: - *@#¤!!! Give me my cookie back, you #%@!

:sweat: - Uh-oh. Busted.

:p - Yummy....can I lick your face?

(sneaky) - Dude, you just totally ruined the moment.

:o - Oh my god! I think I just lost a braincell! *gasp*

o.O - Lrjhn...I....ne...need....to....mock....people....*dies*

:rawr: - Hi-ya! *angry ninja moment*</sub>

haha. this looks fun.

o.O what the hell did you just say?
:sweat: oh em gee! they know!?
x.x shit. i died.
:innocent: i'm completely innocent, i swear!
:o i can't believe that just came out of your mouth!
:rawr: i want to saw your toes and fingers off.

(lovestruck) : Daaayym you look F-INE!
(neutral) : Wha?
(angry) : Be be minnee ahhh!!ggg
:rawr: : Jah!
:o : Oh noes!!
:yellow: : I r save you!
:lol: : Yeah right.
:angry: : Wahahh *karate chops*
x.x : *dead*

:rice:<--- 'I am totally impervious to your food shortage issues.'

:green: <--- '*So if you care to find me, look to the western...!*--oh crap, my paint is coming off!'

:pink: <---- 'La la la la...uh, what's going on again? Teeheegigglesparkle!'

:yellow: <--- Reject candy corn smiley is trying to stay strong. See that manly grimace, the way he blinks tears from his eyes?

:lol: <--- *bounce bounce bounce bounce*

:sweat: <--- Chinese water torture smiley! He'll crack any minute now!

x.x <--- Post-Chinese water torture smiley!

:innocent: <--- I can has cheezburger?

:o <--- 'Why don't my friends have eyebrows, mommy?'

(cool) <--- Irony smiley! Shades on a lightbulb...yeah, right.