Title: Character Quotes!
Description: From your RPs. x3
Rhi-Rhi - October 26, 2007 10:32 PM (GMT)
I'm sure we've all come across a quote or two in our RPs that have made us giggle like mad. So c'mon! Share 'em! Don't be shy. x3
I know I have a ton. Here's a recent one from my sci-fi RPG! Background for context: my character, Teidra, is a humanoid creature that has some features that sorta resemble a deer--including a deer-like tail. She's staying with a scientist guy that rescued her from being a test subject at a research facility, and he just gave her some of his clothes to borrow (since she was stuck in, basically, a prisoner's outfit).
This is her reaction to seeing boxers.
| QUOTE |
| Turning around to face him again, she held the boxers up and raised an eyebrow. "Why do these shorts have a hole in them?" she asked, wiggling a finger through it demonstratively. "You don't have a tail..." But then she shook her head and slipped them on, putting them on backwards so that, indeed, she could use that mysterious hole as a tail hole. |
Bwaha. x3 So yeah! Bring 'em on!
Klomonx - November 26, 2007 02:12 AM (GMT)
This is White Ridge, a blind wolf in a roleplay i'm in. He uses brnaches/sticks from trees to fight etc.
| QUOTE |
| ''I like my sticks.'' |
Mousie - November 26, 2007 02:40 AM (GMT)
We have a thread dedicated to this at Tally... a few of my favourites.
Nick, Adele's semi-partner tries to get her back after making a whoopsie with someone else..
| QUOTE |
| "And I promise I'll never do it again because I feel like crap. I feel so guilty. So, I went to church and repented and now I've got a clean slate. And Ms. Adele, I would like you to help me make that slate a bit dirty." |
Nick and Adele again, after a whoopsie with time. Nick's assumption that it was around about Christmas doesn't go down well with Adele when his ex asks why they are there..
| QUOTE |
| 'We're the Christmas Decoration Police,' Adele said dryly. 'We want to know why yours are still out when clearly it is March.'. |
God bless America. XD
Jake Penn, looking for books...
| QUOTE |
| Gross Goblins... no... The Idiot's Guide to Potion Making... no... A Witch's Guide to... Wizards?! I don't even wanna know what that's about... |
Adele signs off on a letter to Nick's parents...
| QUOTE |
Rest assured that you'll know when visiting time has come around, they are rostered accordingly:
Visit One: When hell freezes over.
Visit Two: When pigs fly.
Visit Three: When the Pope is not Catholic
Visit Four: When bears stop shitting in the woods. |
Alan's thoughts on having Adele back at Tally...
| QUOTE |
| Having Adele back at the school was like... well, it was as fun as continuous rectal bleeding. |
Adele's reaction to the new library rules...
| QUOTE |
| Oh how quaint. Rules, for a library. From his tone, she guessed they would be the usuals, about keeping hush, no doing illicit substances, treating books with respect and having to be <--this--> geeky to enter. |
There are so many more. But I shall save for later.
Angel-girl - November 26, 2007 04:36 AM (GMT)
One of my characters a couple of days immediately following Sexual Reassignment Surgery-- upon seeing her new body parts for the first time:
| QUOTE |
| Though she had incisions criss-crossing her groin and bruises along the fold between her thighs, she most definitely had female parts. "It's like Franken-pu**y," she giggled. |
pathogenicoma - December 11, 2007 08:04 AM (GMT)
Thank you Angel-girl for nearly making me pee.
Hmm.. my lovable freak Raymah telling this fellow she's interested about this one time in Hogwarts, which he would want to know about because he's an Auror. >.<
| QUOTE |
| "You know, I was chased by a Death Eater once. At Hogwarts, when they blew it to pieces." |
Yeah, I think thats the best I have currently. Most of my funny stuff is things they think, and not things they say.
Disdainful Soul - December 11, 2007 08:09 AM (GMT)
Hah, I just started a thread like this on my own board. And then I come here and see this! Ta da!
Anyway, the starting post from my board's quote thread, where a character is breaking in new shoes:
| QUOTE |
Kirby had a bit of a love-hate relationship with high heels.
She supposed that, in a way, they were a bit like an ex-boyfriend she just couldn't quite let go of. Every time she wore a pair Kirby would convince herself that this time it would be different. But by the end of the night (or day, depending) he would have cheated on her leaving Kirby feeling just the same: awful and in pain.
Just because this was a new pair of boots that she was attempting to break in did not mean it was going to be any different. It was the same lying, cheating scumbag... just in a different faux-leather shine. |
absolutelybarmy - December 13, 2007 07:02 AM (GMT)
There was an attack on the school (Hogwarts) and my character nearly died. So, her father-type was there to save her (wewt) and said this:
| QUOTE |
| I've lost enough children in my lifetime, I'll not lose you. Not today, and not to them. |
7 year old quote, but it's still one of the more powerful lines that player has written.
Need to sift through my quote archive and find more. But I doubt they'll make any sense. XD