Here's how it goes:

The person above you states a riddle. You'll have to reply to it.

Let me start...

What has a lot of eyes and doesn't have any legs?

emotions: :yes: :D B: :angel: ;lol; ^_^ :P ;) :) :woot: :pirate: :'( :unsure:

Wait, was that right? :P

how about a potato?

What 5 letter (english) word is able to have 4 of its letters removed but still sound the same?

*giggles* Nope. It was a Pineapple.

Hm...this is tricky...erm, let me think...ahh!!! Is is ? *acts like crazy*

Whats the riddle? if its the insane person one, is it the answer?

umm..... what is ebony and yet ivory, bald and yet hairy, small and yet tall, round and yet flat, odd and yet normal, different and yet the same?

Opposites?

Here's mine:

"This thing all things it devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, and flowers;
Gnows iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays kings, ruins towns,
And beats high mountains down.

_____ is on our heels."


Also, maybe for organizational purposes, maybe only have 3 riddles going at a time? Just to keep everything from flying everywhere.

"umm..... what is ebony and yet ivory, bald and yet hairy, small and yet tall, round and yet flat, odd and yet normal, different and yet the same? "

Humanity? The human race? Humans? People?

"This thing all things it devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, and flowers;
Gnows iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays kings, ruins towns,
And beats high mountains down.

_____ is on our heels."

Time.


What starts with an e, ends with an e, and only has one letter in it?

You've read The Hobbit, haven't you? :p

"What starts with an e, ends with an e, and only has one letter in it?"

Lemme guess here..... e ._.

"What starts with an e, ends with an e, and only has one letter in it?"

Envelope


An electrician and a plumbing are standing next to each other in a queue. One is the father of the other one's son. How is this possible?

Hehe. Husband/wife and husband/wife?

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!

Actually, no; it was peoples

and my guess is, does it contain no e's?

Um.....

what has eyes but can't see, spines that cannot bend, mouths full of teeth that will rot despite their best efforts and yet they can't use them, are smart and yet cannot use this information, some with soft skin and some with harder covering, beings that have no blood and yet are circulated; without water they remain safe and yet with water they die, and can come in many colors, shapes, and sizes?

(Like my riddles? This was a hard one to come up with another line ofr without giving it away; think of wordplay, and you probably have these in the room you're sitting in.)

You've read The Hobbit, haven't you?

Actually, no. I dropped it after about a chapter. ._.; I get bored easily.

An electrician and a plumbing are standing next to each other in a queue. One is the father of the other one's son. How is this possible?
Hehe. Husband/wife and husband/wife?

Yeah, one of them is a woman?

Envelope

Yush.

what has eyes but can't see, spines that cannot bend, mouths full of teeth that will rot despite their best efforts and yet they can't use them, are smart and yet cannot use this information, some with soft skin and some with harder covering, beings that have no blood and yet are circulated; without water they remain safe and yet with water they die, and can come in many colors, shapes, and sizes?

.... books?




How do you put and elephant in the refridgerator?

You lure it with a peanut butter. (i've heard it before, but it's been a while.)

umm.....

How do you stop an elephant from charging? (I'm being lazy right now.)